An ode to Kate Hudson by Sir Ben Kingsley (Recovered from the the great house fire at Kingsley Manor in 2006)
“Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I just came,
on these pictures of you.Your tight-ass body,
gets me to jerkin’
Gonna molest that booty,
When I meet you in person”Kate, will you marry me? If not, I’ll just hide in these bushes and follow you around as usual.
Guest post by Captain Swarthy