Kate Hudson is effervescent

An ode to Kate Hudson by Sir Ben Kingsley (Recovered from the the great house fire at Kingsley Manor in 2006)

“Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I just came,
on these pictures of you.

Your tight-ass body,
gets me to jerkin’
Gonna molest that booty,
When I meet you in person”

Kate, will you marry me? If not, I’ll just hide in these bushes and follow you around as usual.

Guest post by Captain Swarthy