The Blemish

Kate Hudson is effervescent

By The Blemish, 6:58 AM on Oct 12, 2007, 0 Comments

Kate Hudson

An ode to Kate Hudson by Sir Ben Kingsley (Recovered from the the great house fire at Kingsley Manor in 2006)

“Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I just came,
on these pictures of you.

Your tight-ass body,
gets me to jerkin’
Gonna molest that booty,
When I meet you in person”

Kate, will you marry me? If not, I’ll just hide in these bushes and follow you around as usual.

Guest post by Captain Swarthy

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