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Kim Kardashian painted her face

Kim Kardashian went a little overboard with the makeup at the premiere of her new show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. She ended up looking like a whore. Who gave her her own show anyway. What network is this on? I bet it’s that god awful VH1. They always have this tubby, blue-haired weirdo running around on that channel now. So, unless this new show is about her trying to suffocate that squealing dork with her ass, I’m not interested.

Note: I guess the show is on E!. Maybe they can do a crossover so that that suffocation thing can still happen.

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Earl
Earl
16 years ago

She is soo HOT!!! I would eat a mile of her crap just to lick her A$$hole clean!

Laura
Laura
16 years ago

Then he would get some nutrition out of it too.

Nicolina
Nicolina
16 years ago

She’s like Salma Hayek’s ugly little sister. She is the Jan to Salma’s Marcia.

none-ya
none-ya
16 years ago

she looks more mediterranean than usual. did she gain weight? kinda thick and juicy!!!!!

Van
Van
16 years ago

I will give her show one year. Soon, people will probably become uninterested in watching someone as boring and mindless as she. Then again, when it comes to American TV (which is now CRAP) her show may have potential to air for several more years.

Rob
Rob
16 years ago

She is the hottest nobody on tv. I don’t care how much they hate…