Kristen Bell is fashionable

Kristen Bell was at the Monique Lhuillier Salon opening in this retarded outfit. She looks like she bludgeoned a flamenco dancer and stole half his outfit and on the way to the event, she fought off a rapist who tore part of her top. Is this what it is? Did I figure it out? Do I win a prize? I hope it’s something edible. I’m starved.