Megan Fox does the Scream Awards

Megan Fox attended the Scream Awards over the weekend and I think she won something. Something black and pointy. Congratulations. You’ve made it! One thing that has me bewildered is why she has “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies” tattooed on her back. I mean, I don’t need a philosophy lesson when I’m doing you from behind. If you’re gonna put anything at all, try inking some directions for me. “Turn clockwise 180 degrees and up at 40 degrees. Penetrate.”

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