Nicolas Cage

Robert Dennis Furo, 45, is accused of breaking into Nicolas Cage’s home and standing naked in a bathroom doorway wearing only Cage’s leather jacket. The actor was upstairs with his wife and son at the time of the incident.

The guard called police, and when officers arrived Cage had already asked the man to take off the jacket and escorted him outside “without struggle,” Fox said.

Why, if I had a nickel for every time a guy stood naked in my bathroom doorway wearing only my jacket, I’d be a millionaire or at least a hundred-aire. The one thing I’ve taken away from my horrible experiences of late night bathroom usage is to choose your roommates wisely and maybe ask him to shave once in a while. It’s the polite thing to do.

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