For whatever reason, Nicole Kidman showed up at the 2007 ARIA Awards in a sheer dress. This would be hotter if she hadn’t gotten all that plastic surgery or botox or whatever it is she did to screw with her face. She wasn’t that bad to begin with, but now she looks like she just escaped from a wax museum. I could carve a hotter Nicole Kidman out of soap. And behold! I just did. People say it looks more like a bar of soap than Nicole Kidman, but I think they’re just jealous they don’t have their own lavender Nicole to wash their armpits with.