Nicole Richie

NYPost‘s Cindy Adams says pregnant Nicole Richie was caught smoking while in the front seat of an Escalade. Three days later, Nicole was caught smoking again at Nobu. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to smoke when pregnant or else you run a high risk of birth defects. Maybe Nicole thinks if she smokes enough the fetus will mutate into a superhero and come out of her vagina all handsome with wavy blond hair and a chiseled chest and be able to fly. Truth is, the baby is probably going to come out with one eye on his forehead and the other on his cheek like a living Picasso and the only flying it’ll be doing is through the air into a dumpster.

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