Pamela Anderson had a classy wedding

As reported, Pamela Anderson was married over the weekend. What wasn’t reported was how classy the affair was. Until now. The wedding went so fast that Pamela managed to squeeze it in the 90 minute break between magician Hans Klok’s shows where she works as an assistant. Refreshments were also served complete with fake cake.

The 40 guests enjoyed pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, and tuna and lobster tacos.

Word is that when the Monopoly man showed up, his monocle popped out and his top hat did a loopy thing above his head from the abundance of class. Then he started stuffing his face with tuna and lobster tacos. What a fatty.