Rachel Bilson’s upskirt is largely unsatisfying

Rachel Bilson attended the Saks Fifth Avenue Cocktail Party where she exited her vehicle all womanly and by womanly, I mean she spread her legs like Britney Spears on a Thursday. Too bad the dork photographer wasn’t in the right angle. Also, too bad this girl oscillates between weird looking puppy and cute. I don’t know whether I should scratch her behind the ear or masturbate to her.

Bonus: A Minka Kelly upskirt on the same night. Don’t know who that is, but nice leopard panties.