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Rumer Willis dressed up

This Halloween isn’t getting off to a good start. First Teri Hatcher was dressed as some horrid creature. Now we have Rumer Willis dressed as, um, is she even wearing a costume? Maybe she thought this was a fashion show. Rumer needs a real costume. May I suggest a mask of some sort? If you need one, I have a few Jessica Alba masks in my closet. For novelty purposes only, of course. It’s not like I put it over my pillow and pretend. No, that would be weird. My pillow isn’t nearly the same height as Jessica.

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Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
16 years ago

I know what we can play: Spot the tranny!

shankyouverymuch
shankyouverymuch
16 years ago

how sad, she truly got the ugliest aesthetic attributes from both her parents … not a very attractive girl :O( … maybe she’ll grow out of it???

Help Me Rhonda
Help Me Rhonda
16 years ago

If ugly people make pretty babies, then pretty people make ugly babies? Bruce and Demi have three very ugly girls, with this one being the ugliest.

saxyman1004
saxyman1004
16 years ago

Her head is ENORMOUS. Like, illogically large.