Rumer Willis

This Halloween isn’t getting off to a good start. First Teri Hatcher was dressed as some horrid creature. Now we have Rumer Willis dressed as, um, is she even wearing a costume? Maybe she thought this was a fashion show. Rumer needs a real costume. May I suggest a mask of some sort? If you need one, I have a few Jessica Alba masks in my closet. For novelty purposes only, of course. It’s not like I put it over my pillow and pretend. No, that would be weird. My pillow isn’t nearly the same height as Jessica.

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