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Teri Hatcher picks her butt

By on October 15, 2007

Teri Hatcher

is the quintessential woman. She exhibits such grace, such class, such dignity. Don’t believe me? Just look at these photos of her picking her ass and nose. Why she’s still single, I do not know. Maybe her role on Desperate Housewives has sheltered her from the fiery stare of man or maybe she’s such a beautiful flower that to pluck her would be sacrilege. Whatever it is, men are missing out. For how can one go through life without experiencing the simple pleasures of a fecal scented finger being shoved in your nostril or a juicy booger being flung in your eye. Merely typing about this fair maiden makes my loins burn with desire, does it yours?

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  • Earl

    I wonder how much dignity she would feel after a quick corn-holing and getting $20 stuffed in her mouth?

  • http://btexpress.blogspot.com BTExpress

    I can do that for her next time if she needs some help.

  • Axeldee

    omg…what happened to her…was she under drugs?
    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2273203

  • Phil

    I hereby volunteer to be the official caretaker of Teri Hatcher’s butt. Not only will I attend to it’s cleanliness and comfort, but every evening (and whenever else she requests it) I will give it an internal massage with my special flesh wand, which will finish off by filling it with a soothing creamy balm that’s guaranteed to help fight itchiness. All free of charge.