Time wasters

While I’m sucking down ash for the rest of the day, you can waste your time with these links. I’ll be back later.

• Bastardly: Kelly Brook has a book. Or was it boobs. I hope it’s boobs. Damn, it’s a book
• Drunken Stepfather: Some Old Slut Named Francesca Dellera Showing Off Her Old Slut Tits
• Pajiba: Just as I thought. The Comebacks suck
• CityRag: I Love New York
• Bossip: Are you sure this is how you play croquet?
• Celebitchy: Avril Lavigne makes little girl cry

• Hollywood Tuna: Yes Lucy, those ARE nice
• CNW: Nicole Kidman Feeds Her Rack
• Attuworld: How to die in a movie
• TC: Mena Suvari goes topless for Vanity Fair
• IDLYITW: Pink and Carey Hart might divorce
• TFT: Tila Tequila is topless (NSFW)

• EB: Zac Efron isn’t a teenager anymore
• INO: Kelly Carlson is hot I guess
• CS: Coked Up Soap Star Freaks Out, Attacks Random People
• SOW: Guess who’s secret was revealed?
• Grumpiest: Petra Nemcova in lingerie
• Dlisted: Woody Allen is kind of sweaty