Time wasters

Why is it 95 degrees here with smoke everywhere. Why don’t I have AC? Is this hell? What did I do to deserve this? *Browses archives* Oh, nevermind.

• Bastardly: Amanda Bynes & Her Legs Are Dating Some Douchebag
• Drunken Stepfather: Julia Allison Isn’t That Famous but in Lingerie
• Pajiba: 30 Days of Night is a little slow and stars Josh Hartnett. A formula for success
• CityRag: Pumpkin Carving For Ideas Adults
• Dlisted: Today in worst baby names ever, Ptolemy
• Celebitchy: Nicole Kidman hints at trouble in her marriage, is a diva on set

• Attuworld: How gay is Top Gun?
• Bossip: David Alan Grier tries to get sexy on the beach
• TC: Mel Gibson is evacuated
• AB: Matt Dillon is one tough customer
• TFT: Danielle Lloyd in a yellow bikini (Site NSFW)
• CNW: Christina Aguilera Is Insulted by Your Low-Class Baby Gifts

• Grumpiest: Heather Graham is a sexy ghost
• Hollywood Tuna: Stacy Keibler’s Teary-eyed Birthday Party
• INO: You can’t dress down Angelina Jolie’s sexiness
• Derek Hail: Maggie Gyllenhaal’s sex scene disturbs jake
• CS: Gary Collins: Latest Celebrity DUI
• SOW: Taylor is going to have to “deal with it” tonight on Kid Nation