Tori Spelling

Here’s Tori Spelling as a Pussycat Doll over the weekend. I don’t know why they would dress her up like this. She’s the opposite of sexy. If you put her face in a vat of acid and told her to walk around outside, the only thing people would ask is if she got a haircut. I’m not saying she’s ugly, but, actually, yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. If she came up to me at night, I’d make a cross with my fingers and hiss and try to stab her with silver or whatever it is that kills ugly people.

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