Victoria Beckham was doing a photoshoot the other day and wearing this. She looks GD ridiculous. I don’t understand fashion. I’m must not be hip enough or I have too much common sense because I think some designers these days are idiots. They make clothes out of whatever isn’t considered normal or use material in excess creating something awkward and unsexy. For example, Victoria Beckham’s… dress? You know who wore stuff like this? Cavemen. They used to kill these type of birds and wear them all the time.
Here’s what I imagine a conversation between a designer and a buyer is like,
Designer: “Oh, look. I created a bra out of bologna and panties out of cooked macaroni. I’m so progressive.”
Sycophant: “You’re right. You so are! Here’s $2 million for this garbage no one in their right mind will ever wear.”