Weekend time wasters

More links to come later after I’m done saving the world, one naked, unconscious supermodel at a time.

• Bastardly: Emmy Rossum Lookin’ Cute
• CityRag: Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova Cuddle
• Drunken Stepfather: CariDee English in a Blue Dress
• Celebitchy: Jenna Bush Serving her Country by Flashing her Privates?
• Bossip: Snoop Will Rake Leaves/ Weezy Blames it on Katrina
• Hollywood Tuna: Keeley Hazell has a calendar

• EB: Jim Carrey’s Daughter is Totally Hot
• TC: Eva Longoria Banned From Having Babies
• Celebslam: Celebslam goes mainstream while I’m still surfing the net for porn a cure for cancer
• TFT: Hilary Duff is trampyin FHM (Site NSFW)
• SOW: What is Ricky Martin doing with that girl?
• CS: Janice Dickinson Gets Cut on Some More
• Yeeeah: The Chick From “My Girl” is Engaged