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• Bastardly: Heather Graham does Zoo
• Drunken Stepfather: Rachel Bilson’s hot ass
• CityRag: Steve-O smoking weed again
• Bossip: More on the R. Kelly scandal

• Celebitchy: Spice Girls are coming
• Celebslam: J.R. Totem’s text message. Proof! Kind of
• FHM: Laura Weston is Australian. Good to know
• TC: Mischa Barton does Arena

• TFT: Victoria Silvestedt. Is she still a prostitute? (NSFW)
• CS: Travolta is gay
• Maxim: 12 deadliest Hollywood hitmen
• BWE: This is what you get when writers go on strike