Afternoon time wasters

Won’t someone please think of the children?

• Bastardly: Teri Hatcher is still scary
• Drunken Stepfather: Pamela Anderson still has nipples
• CityRag: Internet video stars
• Bossip: Wyclef says Lauryn needs psychiatric help

• FHM: Sienna Miller is a G.I. Joe
• Celebitchy: Will Smith says Scientology teachings are 98% identical to Bible
• TC: Maya is Wonder Woman
• Celebslam: Someone almost ran over Ethan Hawke

• TFT: Danielle Lloyd in fishnets (Site NSFW)
• Bricks and Stones: Fergie is airbrushed, lightened, etc. so she can be on Allure
• CS: Michael Vick begins his jail time
• SOW: Red Hot Chili Peppers is suing Showtime’s Californication
• Maxim: 8 most brutal self-surgery scenes