Britney Spears, what will we do with you?

Footage of Britney Spears running a red light with her kids in the car even after repeated warnings from paparazzi will probably used as more evidence that Britney is an unfit parent. This will be labeled item #348. Please add it to the evidence locker built specifically for Britney. You know where it is.

I’m actually saddened that Britney didn’t hit someone. I wanted to know how her lawyers would respond. “Judge, I… we… look, can I just give you a hand job in the back in exchange for every other Thursday?”