Creak!

“Why you act dumb like uh-duh”

Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar, was, you know, attractive? A cute little pixie slaying vampires on your tv screen. Sadly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer ended and evidently, so did Buffy’s hotness. These pictures prove one thing. You can slay vampires, but you can’t slay time. You look 40 Buffy. IMDB says you’re 30. Now, who do you think I’m gonna believe. My own eyes of course! Welcome to your 40s! They say it can be a great time. Not if you’re an actress mind you. Only if you’re one of the common folk like us. If you’re an actress at 40, do you know what that’s called? Unemployable. Hope those DVD box sets sell well this Xmas. – Captain Swarthy