The Blemish

Don’t hookers also work in the afternoon?

By Captain Swarthy, 8:58 AM on Nov 12, 2007, 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan

Don’t hookers work in the afternoon? Maybe Lindsay’s just taking the day off. That might explain why we see panties in the crotch shot. Do these celebrities even know how to close their legs? Or pull their dresses down? Lindsay could only shock us more by growing a penis and hitting one of the paparazzi with it. - CS

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