The Blemish

Ellen Switches Sides

Ellen Degeneres

The writer’s strike has obviously not affected . While Ray Romano and Robin Williams stand strong with fellow strikers, their fellow comic has crossed the picket line. Ellen explained her reasons to her audience (no doubt all non-union employees) thusly:

“I want to say I love my writers. I love them. In honor of them today, I’m not going to do a monologue. I support them and hope that they get everything they’re asking for. And I hope it works out soon. In the meantime, people have traveled across the country. They’ve made plans. They’re here. I want to do everything I can to make your trip enjoyable and give you a show.”

After which, Ellen added, “and if you don’t like it, you can suck deez nuts,” then pulled out her testicles. – CS

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