Evidence #575 “The Hills” is fake

E! Online reports producers for MTV’s scripted drama The Hills are casting for “key roles” for Heidi and Spencer’s wedding.

We’re hearing that Roxy Olin (daughter of Brothers & Sisters’ Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig), whom you’ll remember as Jason Lewis’ girlfriend on B&S, is in final talks to be “cast” as Heidi’s Maid of Honor!

E! speculates it’s because Heidi and Spencer have no friends. That seems unlikely though. Aren’t using people as a stepping stone and burning bridges the foundation of every friendship? If it is, then they must have tons of friends. If not, then Spencer and Heidi might want to get someone else to start their car every morning.