Fall Out Boy’s career is not going well

With the current music industry slump, various performers have turned to side jobs to make ends meet. Patrick Stump, lead singer for Fall Out Boy, often temps at LAX as a baggage handler. Here, he helps Hilary Duff load her Louis Vuitton bags.

I cannot lie. Hilary Duff looks ravishing here. Usually, she reminds me of a horse, or a cute little pony at best. That’s not bestiality is it? – CS