John Travolta kisses Kirk Douglas

90-year-old Kirk Douglas presented John Travolta with an award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival and then they made out. Uh, perfectly normal. No, really. You may think this is gay, but all straight men do it. According to my RA that one night I got locked out of my dorm room, it’s only gay if there’s tongue.

John’s rep says this is customary with all his friends, male or female. If you’re wondering what other men John has kissed, go here.