Linda Hogan

Despite a few reports claiming Linda Hogan wants to work things out, documents make it clear what she wants following the divorce. A share of the Hogan’s two multi-million dollar estates and alimony and child support for their son, Speed Racer Speed Killer Speed Coma-er? Nick Hogan.

The marital assets that need to be equitably divided include the nearly 17,000-square-foot mansion in Belleair where the family lives and a 3,474-square-foot home on Clearwater Beach.

Pinellas County records place the market value of the Belleair mansion at more than $7.2 million and the Clearwater house at more than $2.2 million. The Bolleas also have a condominium under construction in Las Vegas.

Nick Hogan is turning 18 next year and he’s still in trouble for putting his friend in a coma. Footage of his mom encouraging drag racing was recently unearthed. Why a judge would give custody of Nick to Linda is beyond me. Unless it’s to form a life endangering drag racing duo to save the world from nefarious pedestrians one innocent bystander at a time. Come to think of it, that would be a clever move. For too long have we suffered under the iron fist of people using the crosswalk.

Before I forget, here’s their more muscular son in a bikini. If this was Sparta, they would have kept Brooke and thrown Nick off a cliff.

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