Lindsay has new bodyguards and afternoon time wasters

These poofy Pink Berry guys are a little too eager to be Lindsay’s bodyguards.

• Bastardly: Eva Longoria walks with Mario Lopez
• Drunken Stepfather: Kristen Bell almost has camel toe
• CityRag: Papillion hair is all the rage
• Bossip: Halle Berry is happy to be pregnant

• Celebitchy: There’s already a Sex and the City sequel
• Celebslam: Paris Hilton just got skankier
• FHM: Sean Taylor dies after gunshot wound
• TC: Chelsea Handler: Racist or just stupid?

• TFT: Brooke Burke is sexy and airbrushed (Site NSFW)
• CS: Danny Bonaduce wants to be naked
• INO: Britney is shooting another video
• Holy Moly: Heat Magazine makes fun of the handicapped
• Celebwarship: Nicole Kidman is plasticy

Videos (L to R): Street Fighter the Later Years Pt. 6, Talking Kitties, Family Guy on strike, Cooties PSA, Cartman does the intro