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Madonna’s daughter is pretty

By , 8:52 AM on Nov 20, 2007, 11 Comments

Lourdes

’s 11-year-old daughter was at the premiere of Fred Claus last night and that’s pretty much the only nice thing I can say about her right now. She looks like a Photoshop from Conan O’Brien’s “If They Mated” skit. I’m pretty sure if you cut her hair short and wax her unibrow, she’d be the most popular kid in school because she’d be the only 11-year-old able to buy alcohol without an id. You sure she’s not a dude or possibly a caveman? Maybe by “born 11 years ago” they meant “thawed out 11 years ago.”

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  • david10006

    o..mi..gawd!!

  • http://nerdyguyanon.livejournal.com/ Herman B

    she look’s just like her mom. i just hope she can grow into them weasel teeth of hers.

    wow. her and kristina could be sisters. lol.

  • skull

    got hair?

  • donniep

    Looks like she is growing a pretty nice moustache.

  • glennjoy

    yuck!! .. her daughter is not pretty ! paris is more pretty that this !!

    • Suva

      She is pretty. She is a very pretty girl, but she isn’t removing the unibrow or stache so its not showing to well cause we arent used to seeing people who aren’t plucked and waxed to high hell.

  • anonymous

    She looks pretty, what are you mob talking about! When she’s the right age if she wants to she can then wax but for GAWDS sake ppl leave her alone!

  • Shh

    I would like for someone to actually try and give me a rational, universal definition of ‘ugly’… yes, it IS impossible.

    I actually can’t believe this – how judgmental and prejudice you people are. If people have to wax their face off in order to be conceivable as “beautiful” (what ever that means), then that just proves what a shallow, superficial, artificial world we live in, not to mention how shallow you people are. Apparently you don’t deserve to be in Hollywood unless you fir the unrealistic and irrational standards Hollywood thrusts into the media. It’s disgusting the effect it has had on people’s perceptions of what is acceptable. And to me it seems that being yourself (be that hairy, big nosed, cave man like or just ugly -whatever that means) is just not acceptable anymore. It’s disgusting. Why don’t people working in the media wake up and realize the detriments they are imposing on western society. You think it’s fine to ridicule a 11 year old girl for being who she is. And that tells me there is something very wrong with this world.

  • Faithmarie

    She does have a mustache and she Is ugly

  • Iobando70

    She is only 11. She has beautiful brown eyes.

  • Dr. Larry weiss

    Wow, wtf is that”?