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Paris Hilton visits Japan - Day 1

Let the Westernization of Japan continue. Unsatisfied with producing the world’s weirdest sex videos, the Japanese have imported America’s Royalty to teach them even more ways to objectify females. Why not have the world’s most recognized airhead give them lessons? Let’s teach millions of girls that science and math are NOT fundamental. Not for you to succeed at least. As a woman in America, you only need 2 things. Legs. To open. To let men see your vagina. That’s all. Then you can be famous just like Paris. – Captain Swarthy