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Petra Nemcova is Cleopatra

By The Blemish, 7:43 PM on Nov 01, 2007, 0 Comments

Petra Nemcova

Here’s Petra Nemcova dressed as Cleopatra yesterday. Did you know Cleopatra was responsible for Egypt being conquered by Rome? How you ask? Well, the Egyptian soldiers couldn’t mount any sort of defense because they were all too busy whacking off to a papyrus drawing of her in their bathrooms. I read that somewhere. Possibly in a book. Consider yourself educated.

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