Sheryl Crow doesn’t approve
By The Blemish, 9:34 AM on Nov 15, 2007, 4 Comments
Lance Armstrong’s ex, Sheryl Crow, voiced her disapproval of Lance and Ashley Olsen’s relationship. When she was asked for her thoughts on the matter,
“Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, ‘That’s pathetic. Ashley’s a kid.’ “
Lance is 36, Ashley is 21, Sheryl is 45. Um, shouldn’t Sheryl spend more time deciding between cremation or burial and less time judging Lance’s decision to bang a 21-year-old? You’d think with death quickly approaching she’d be focused on making the necessary arrangements.
I can see why you might say that since sheryl is way older than ashley. if it were anyone else, i might even be laughing. but since sheryl is a breast cancer survivor, maybe you could have left out the comment about her impending death…
Wow, I forgot that even happened. Awkward.
Forget the breast cancer. Nine years difference between a 45 year old woman and a 36 year old man is nothing–there is a maturity factor they both should share, although Armstrong is in a state of arrested development. 15 years between a 36 year old man and a 21 year old who is BARELY a woman is totally different–He is almost old enough to be her father. When I was 21 I don’t care who the guy would have been–36 would be WAY to old to be putting his hands on my tender, fabulous bod.
Aside from that, Lance is sleaze bag anyway. He uses woemn for whatever he feels they have to offer him and then dumps them like garbage. WHAT a man. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.
Oh, by the way, I’m 50 years old and I’m not ready to start planning my funeral. Death comes for people at ALL ages and is not relegated strictly to the old. The fact that I’ve made it to 50 and am still in good health, mentally sharp as a tack AND looking good makes me a survivor–I am proud. That’s not something most of you in your twenties can claim (unless you have true street cred).
Love,
Neo
EAT MY FUCKIN SHIT!!!