The Jonas Brothers suck and morning time wasters

Not falling is hard. Not falling on broken glass, even harder.

• Pajiba: Watching Beowulf in 3D made my eyes bleed
• Attuworld: Stick your face into an ant hole
• Dlisted: Heather Mills wants us to drink rat’s milk
• CNW: Amy Wino’s Slippy Nip-o

• INO: Natalie Portman is a style queen
• Hollywood Tuna: Marisa Miller has cleavage
• Hollywood Rag: Paris Hilton is a great promoter
• EB: Where’s Ms. Teen?