Rosie O'Donnell

MSNBC has come to their senses and decided not to put Rosie on the air. Executives came to the decision when they realized they weren’t the Food Network.

Rose has more in her blog. Don’t expect any substantial explanations though. Just a bunch of haiku. Does she write this in between bites of food? That might explain why each line is only a couple of words. Chew, chew, chew, scribble, chew, chew, chew.

I would love to see Martha Stewart v. Rosie O’Donnell. Former talk show queens do battle. Who can be more annoying? More smug? Martha would probably make a rolling pin out of leftover chicken scraps and beat Rosie with it. Rosie would then eat it. Advantage: Rosie. — Captain Swarthy