The Blemish

This is disturbing and time wasters

By The Blemish, 1:06 PM on Nov 13, 2007, 2 Comments

Great. Now I won’t be able to masturbate to porn… for the next 5 minutes. Also, to the person who emailed me 5 times saying Kelly Monaco said the N-word at a club. You gotta have some proof for that one. I mean, 5 times? If you had emailed me 8 times, I would have considered this hearsay verified.

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2 Responses to “This is disturbing and time wasters”

  • JOHN DOE
    11:11 AM

    ITS TRUE SOMEONE WORKS AT HYDE LOUNGE OVER HEARD KELLY MONACO OF GENERAL HOSPITAL SAYING SHE DON’T LIKE THE LOUD MOUTH NIGGER ON HER SHOW.SHE ACTS LIKE SHE RUNS GENERAL HOSPITAL

  • Luana
    11:51 AM

    It’s more like media has a long story of the harassment of Scientologists and this time they overdid it.

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/26159/The-Church-of-Scientology-An-Apology

    Today the Daily/Sunday Express apologized for spreading a hoax. Needless to say, Andrew Moron sold his flat years ago because he cheated on his wife (Daily Telegraph, 19.09.05) and also has not gone underground recently. Let’s celebrate the death of another bullshit story.