Great. Now I won’t be able to masturbate to porn… for the next 5 minutes. Also, to the person who emailed me 5 times saying Kelly Monaco said the N-word at a club. You gotta have some proof for that one. I mean, 5 times? If you had emailed me 8 times, I would have considered this hearsay verified.

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