
- Bastardly: Andrea Corr has a great voice
- Drunken Stepfather: Hayden Panettiere is ugly
- CityRag: Fried chicken and waffles
- Bossip: Eve has shiny nipples
- Celebitchy: Sir Ian McKellen Prefers Gay-Friendly Justin Timberlake
- Hollywood Rag: Paris Hilton grinds the pole
- Celebslam: Bill Gates likes Kelly Clarkson
- EB: Katie Cassidy arrested for underage drinking
- FHM: Woman has 200 orgasms a day
- TC: Jamie Foxx comes up with a horrible show
















