Weekend time wasters

Everything will be back to normal on Monday. Unless that Thanksgiving turkey tries to be a hero. Don’t be a hero turkey!

• Bastardly: Miranda Kerr is dating down
• Drunken Stepfather: Owen Wilson’s gf in a bikini again
• CityRag: Celebrity toy failures
• Bossip: Star spangled bananas
• Celebitchy: Amy Winehouse’s husband to spend Christmas in jail

• Celebslam: Chuck Norrisisms go mainstream
• TC: TC reviews Amy Fisher’s sex tape (NSFW)
• TFT: Tara Reid slips her thong. Gross (Site NSFW)
• FHM: Cierra is your girl of the day
• SOW: Amy Winehouse is even uglier angry