Beyonce

Beyonce is currently on the Asian leg of her tour. Evidently, she forgot to bring bras with her. And unfortunately, none in the Korean stores fit her. She must be wearing lots of foundation because I thought she was, ehh, how do I say this, darker? Or has she always been light-skinned? Maybe she’s a chameleon, adjusting to the environment. BET means black; Jay Leno means white.

Here she shows the Korean crowd her orgasm face. Coincidentally, she makes the same face when she remembers that she’s dating Jay-Z. I’ve also performed a detailed analysis of Beyonce’s mouth with NASA scaling tools and have made one surprising discovery. Jay-Z isn’t that big. – CS

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