Batman and Spider-Man are jerks and time wasters

This is why I don’t walk around in LA. I got tired of being beat up by superheroes.

• Pajiba: The Savages: Petting the dog during sex is a sign of blandness? Why wasn’t I notified
• Bastardly: Fergie and Beyonce together at last
• Drunken Stepfather: Reese Witherspoon in Yoga pants
• CityRag: Megan Fox throws signs
• Bossip: Cassie doesn’t F for tracks

• Celebitchy: 50 Cent: Snorting coke or prayer circle?
• FHM: They’re making a movie about G.I. Joe
• TC: T-Pain exposed
• TFT: Heather Nicole, Playboy’s newest addition (NSFW)
• DH: Brad Pitt denies emotion

• SOW: Kelly Osbourne is pretty white
• CS: Lindsay Lohan gets all dolled up
• Celebparasite: Britney Spears’ friend has a dark past
• Maxim: Craziest movie weather ever. Maybe