Britney Spears

Wayne Isham directed Britney’s new video, “Piece of Me”, and not only enjoyed working with Britney, but praises her for her professionalism. Wayne says,

“On set she was very professional, excited to work and beautiful as always. I was impressed with her focus as she choreographed the dance herself. Her endurance was remarkable, as we had a long day.” He adds, “She almost outlasted me, which is amazing! It was a pleasure to work with her again.” (He also directed the “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” video for Spears.)

It’s ok Wayne. Britney’s people have removed the gun from your head. You can tell us what you really think since we all know there’s no way Britney can remember choreography anymore. Her brain goes, “Left, right, potato chips. Left, left, pudding.” If you x-rayed it, you would see a hamster on a wheel and the hamster would be lying on its back with one arm across its chest wheezing and near death. The endurance part I can believe. Let’s just say that if triathlons installed a Starbucks at the finish line, Britney would win a gold medal every time or she’d mow everyone down with her car to get to the Starbucks. Either way, it’s a win-win for Britney.