Victoria Beckham has gone on the offensive after people claimed David Beckham’s junk on his new Giorgio Armani ad was digitally enhanced.
But the Spice Girl insists what’s pictured in the pair of white briefs is all his. She says, “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
Having never studied a tractor exhaust pipe in detail, I searched for it. Apparently, David’s penis starts out thick, then suddenly turns thin and the whole thing bends outward and has a gaping hole at the end. Is that what a penis is supposed to look like? No wonder women laugh when I pull down my pants.
I’m not David’s fan and I have Posh Spice, but I’m afraid it’s true. This is all his. Well, I guess God sort of though, I will give him a huge penis and a beautiful face. What does he need his brain for? There were some pics of him in his v.tight swimming costume going around Europeans mags this summer,and you could tell they were not photoshopped, not only because David was in a stupid position, but because Victoria looked as hideous as ever