Get off my internets

Fergie made a startling revelation that she strips on a webcam for her boyfriend, Josh Duhamel, to spice up their sex lives when she’s away on tour.

Fergie, 32, said: “We’re learning iCam. I’ve actually gotten to see a lot more of him lately, ever since I got home from tour, which is great.”

This year the 25-year-old actor installed a stripper pole in their home so she can treat him to private dances.

Fergie even took pole dancing lessons so she could send Josh wild with a perfect racy routine.

Now I’m paranoid. I don’t want to be surfing the web for porn mathematical proofs, porn cancer research papers or more porn solutions to world hunger and stumble across a link for hardcore porn a cure for AIDS only to discover it’s a live web feed of Fergie stripping for her boyfriend. I don’t think I’d be able to jump out a window fast enough. My worst fear would be that Alt+F4 no longer worked and that the power button for the computer was stuck. I’ll have nightmares of jumping on my monitor like it was a live grenade to cover up the video. If there was any reason to stop webcams from going HD, this would be it.