Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s MVP

Granted, Gisele is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. For me though, Tom Brady is the bee’s knees. 16-0??! Never been done in 35 years. These Brazilian models are a dime a dozen. They catwalk out of the womb onto the runway. I repeat, 16-0 people!

So, it’s no surprise when me and my penis were staring at these pics and I said, “Hey Penis, what do you think of this one?” Penis looked at Gisele, shrugged its ball sac and offered a disinterested “meh”. Then added, “She’s no Tom Brady, that’s for sure.”

“Yeah, I agree Penis. Hand me some Doritos would ya?”

Penis sneered, “Get it yourself, bee-yotch!”

These days, that’s the way it is with Penis. Always a mind of its own.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy