Helena Bonham Carter has problematic breasts

If Sweeney Todd sucks, you can blame Helena Bonham Carter’s pregnancy breasts. The actress says her inflated chest affected the continuity of the film.

“Anyone who . . . pays attention to my breast size will see there’s no continuity,” she tells January’s Playboy. “The first half of filming I wasn’t pregnant, and the second half I was, and because we didn’t shoot it in order, I start off with huge breasts and then I walk upstairs and suddenly I’ve got tangerines again. It’s melons to tangerines.”

Yea, that’s really going to lower the quality of the film. I can’t tell you how many times huge boobs have gotten in the way of a great movie. Wait, yes I can. None. In fact, if Jessica Alba’s new horror movie, which is sitting at a 18% on Rotten Tomatoes, had a bunch of big breasted women randomly walking in and out of frame, it would have sucked far less and made more at the box office. I don’t have time to prove it to you right now, but I have a degree in Boobology… or was it Breastology? Whatever. The point is I have a degree in something so you can trust that I know what I’m talking about