Once upon a time there was a magical princess named Carmen Electra. She was the fairest maiden in the land. Men desired her, women wanted to be her and Carmen was happy. But, one day something terrible happened. Carmen turned 35. Her looks faded faster than normal. It was as if a curse had been placed upon her. Now, photographers would photograph her out of politeness rather than desire while men turned to other women. Carmen had no other skills other than standing there and looking pretty. Now she couldn’t even do that. The moral of this story is Carmen should have had sex with me a few years ago. Now it’s too late. Unless she changed her mind? Did she? Because I can make an exception.