Jessica Alba looks plain, still pretty
December 7th, 20071 commentEmail this

Despite the fact that Jessica Alba has little to no makeup on, I’d still do her. Wouldn’t you? If not, are you looking at the same thing I am? Namely her ass? Because if you aren’t, you really should be. That’s one of the most important features on a woman. What’s that you say? Personality? Sure, I guess that’s nice to have, but you can’t have sex with a great personality, can you. Can you? Unless by personality you mean boobs, in which case, I gotcha buddy. Yea, personality is an awesome trait too. I especially like C-cup personalities. Wink, wink.





lol. possession is nine tenths of the law. are you sure you can handle it.