Kim Kardashian

I hate to admit it, but Kim Kardashian doesn’t look half-bad in these pics. Her makeup isn’t too heavy and her dress isn’t so skintight to leave nothing to the imagination. Although, why is she wearing a bumper around her waist? That belt buckle is so big you need a screwdriver to unhook it. I guess you need extra-strength buckles to keep dresses around that big ol’ butt of hers.

And what is that standing next to her? You know, the thing in the white shirt and black dress. It’s like she had her greyhound stand up and pose next to her. I didn’t know those Hollywood types brought their pets to the red carpet. Look at that greyhound. How cute. Kim taught it to hold a purse. – Captain Swarthy

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