Lily Allen

The Sun is reporting 22-year-old Lily Allen is pregnant with 37-year-old Chemical Brother’s Ed Simons’ baby. They are delighted. I am indifferent.

“Lily is thrilled to be pregnant and can’t wait to become a mum. She’s a real family person. “Ed’s very happy. He is really looking after her.”

“It’s the icing on the cake for what has been an incredible 18 months for her. She is looking forward to finishing her new album early next year and releasing it before the birth of her first child.”

Uh, yea. Whatever. I don’t know much about her except she has that one video for Alfie. Have you seen it? That puppet freaks me out.