Tara Reid showed up for a bikini shoot in Bali, Indonesia. Presumably, someone promised to pay her. With money. Voluntarily. And that’s shocking. Why would you want a 30 year old Z-list celebrity with freak show abs selling your product? Sickened customers do not give quality testimonials. Unless you’re selling Ultra Mega Strength Concentrated Milk of Magnesia. In which case, this is genius. Just paste Tara’s picture on the bottle. Your slogan: “Twice the runs in half the time”.
With that, here’s Tara hanging around in Bali after her photoshoot trying to waft her musk through the countryside. – Captain Swarthy