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	<title>Comments on: That ass got Jessica Alba pregnant</title>
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	<description>Better than a slap to the face</description>
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		<title>By: Angela</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2007/12/that-ass-got-jessica-alba-pregnant/comment-page-1/#comment-36899</link>
		<dc:creator>Angela</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 22:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would you cheat on Halle Berry or Jessica Alba?  You are extremely likely to be caught AND your woman will be embarassed.  I mean, really.  Be upfront if you behave that way... it&#039;ll save everyone time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would you cheat on Halle Berry or Jessica Alba?  You are extremely likely to be caught AND your woman will be embarassed.  I mean, really.  Be upfront if you behave that way&#8230; it&#8217;ll save everyone time.</p>
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		<title>By: Angela</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2007/12/that-ass-got-jessica-alba-pregnant/comment-page-1/#comment-36898</link>
		<dc:creator>Angela</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 22:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>April 20th, 2007 They split.
   
Sept 14th, 2007 Cash Warren Dumps Vera Mishina after a one night stand in NY.  &quot;He cheated on Jessica the minute he was away from her&quot;.  Alba forgives him and goes back for more.

Dec 21st, 2007 They announce they&#039;re pregnant. That doesn&#039;t sound very planned.  Did they have some kind of agreement... Cash will stop spreading his seed all over the place if you get knocked up immediately?  I don&#039;t think he&#039;s interested in being faithful... if they&#039;re already having issues with that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>April 20th, 2007 They split.</p>
<p>Sept 14th, 2007 Cash Warren Dumps Vera Mishina after a one night stand in NY.  &#8220;He cheated on Jessica the minute he was away from her&#8221;.  Alba forgives him and goes back for more.</p>
<p>Dec 21st, 2007 They announce they&#8217;re pregnant. That doesn&#8217;t sound very planned.  Did they have some kind of agreement&#8230; Cash will stop spreading his seed all over the place if you get knocked up immediately?  I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s interested in being faithful&#8230; if they&#8217;re already having issues with that.</p>
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		<title>By: Lily</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2007/12/that-ass-got-jessica-alba-pregnant/comment-page-1/#comment-36889</link>
		<dc:creator>Lily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The two are back together you idiots! leave her alone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The two are back together you idiots! leave her alone.</p>
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		<title>By: melissa333</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissa333</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who cares who she spanked,she&#039;s knocked up and that&#039;s all that matters.

  She gonna get fat like a pig, then barf up all the fat then go on oprah, &quot;the whore&quot; for obama&#039;s show,and everyone will love her now hot and no longer fat ass.

   You suck super hot bitch,die,I am saddened by your happiness!Just kidding,who really cares this much about these rich bitches anyway,peace I&#039;m out!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who cares who she spanked,she&#8217;s knocked up and that&#8217;s all that matters.</p>
<p>  She gonna get fat like a pig, then barf up all the fat then go on oprah, &#8220;the whore&#8221; for obama&#8217;s show,and everyone will love her now hot and no longer fat ass.</p>
<p>   You suck super hot bitch,die,I am saddened by your happiness!Just kidding,who really cares this much about these rich bitches anyway,peace I&#8217;m out!</p>
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		<title>By: Joltin' Django</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2007/12/that-ass-got-jessica-alba-pregnant/comment-page-1/#comment-36469</link>
		<dc:creator>Joltin' Django</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Congrats, Jessica Alba, upon bringing yet another Hollywood bastard child into the world!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congrats, Jessica Alba, upon bringing yet another Hollywood bastard child into the world!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Joltin' Django</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2007/12/that-ass-got-jessica-alba-pregnant/comment-page-1/#comment-36468</link>
		<dc:creator>Joltin' Django</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kudos, Jessica Alba, for becoming pregnant with Hollywood&#039;s latest bastard child!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kudos, Jessica Alba, for becoming pregnant with Hollywood&#8217;s latest bastard child!!!</p>
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		<title>By: TheLostGirl</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2007/12/that-ass-got-jessica-alba-pregnant/comment-page-1/#comment-36458</link>
		<dc:creator>TheLostGirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Making the baby is kind of besides the point if you don&#039;t stay together long enough to raise it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Making the baby is kind of besides the point if you don&#8217;t stay together long enough to raise it!</p>
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		<title>By: Nicolina</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2007/12/that-ass-got-jessica-alba-pregnant/comment-page-1/#comment-36457</link>
		<dc:creator>Nicolina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha, sick burn!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha, sick burn!</p>
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		<title>By: Tammy</title>
		<link>http://theblemish.com/2007/12/that-ass-got-jessica-alba-pregnant/comment-page-1/#comment-36452</link>
		<dc:creator>Tammy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It takes 2 to make a baby.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It takes 2 to make a baby.</p>
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