Not to be outdone by that bat man, the first few minutes of Cloverfield were released online to continue making you wonder what the hell kind of movie this is. J.J. Abram’s plots always border on the fantastical so I’m going to assume this is just a character from a Japanese hentai coming to life to wreck havoc on New York. Sort of revenge on America for making fun of Japanese tentacle porn. This vine like phallic object will teach you to mess with the sacred Japanese art form. See what happened to your Statue of Liberty? Defiled and beheaded! And if that’s not what this movie is about, then forget I mentioned this. Uh, hentai? What’s that?
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